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defectivegembrain:

Community movie should have a big tearful reunion scene between Troy and Abed with lots of hugging and kissing and then it pans out to show their friends all annoyed and it turns out Troy’s been back for years already and they’ve just been apart for like ten minutes. Then we find out they’re not actually like that unhealthily attached they just enjoy doing the tearful reunion bit and like to celebrate being together, but they do stuff separately too it’s all good

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cartiercoochie:

Vintage Black Tail Ebony Magazine Covers in the 1990’s - 2012

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soberscientistlife:

Brooklyn Public Library Offers Free eCards to Teens Nationwide Facing Book Bans in Local Communities

Librarians and Teen Volunteers Spearhead Books UnBanned Initiative to Combat Censorship Brooklyn, NY—Brooklyn Public Library (BPL) is launch

bklynlibrary.org

This started in 2020 to give people access to books during the pandemic. The program has been continued to combat censor ship. Please spread the word.

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cumstreet:

cumstreet:

fuck whoever turned off reblogs on this post

you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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idontknowwhatsgoingonhere:

reallyndacarter:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

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djats:

tippenfunkaport:

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks… that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

3fiji:

Two women kissing in nature by Georges Rochegrosse (1859-1938)

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vintage-soleil:

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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somecunttookmyurl:

somecunttookmyurl:

nostalgicfun:

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years

they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them

presumably anti skip technology has evolved since then and actually reliably works now (if you jolt a cd drive when it’s playing the laser reading it will also jolt around and songs will skip - not useful when walking. anti skip technology is meant to stabilise so it doesn’t happen. very rarely was this actually the fucking case)

you’d carry around a little flip folder of CDs like this in your bag

often containing at least one mixtape cd you burned yourself, or that someone else had made you, with the tracklist written on it in sharpie

common from the late 90s - early/mid 00s when MP3 players and iPods started to take over

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otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

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fousheezy:

memewhore:

License plate “jizz lord”

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swesq21:

zzoupz:

castratedvader:

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

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